|Three New Vegetables: Pepperoni/ Cheese;|
Grilled Chicken/Asparagus; Eggplant/Sausage
"Super" Committee - what a pretentious title for a bunch of Super Idiots. We all knew the outcome of this Committee would be ZERO, ZILCH, NADA, NOTHING.
Meanwhile, their colleagues were able to decide one major issue over in the Halls of Congress: we can all rest easier now, knowing the official status of PIZZA is a VEGETABLE. What's next? Chewing tobacco?
What makes the pizza story even more disturbing is that it was once again Congress paying homage to Big Business and corporation lobbyists...the frozen pizza and tomato paste industry.
Note to members of Congress: I guess if you can't deal with the real important issues that we elected you to deal with, you can waste your time and our taxpayer money (yes, we still pay your salary and generous health benefits) discussing trivia. Grow up and serve this country like intelligent and reasonable men and women. And to the Dems: Senators and Representatives - you're a disgrace. You discuss whether pizza is a vegetable while allowing Republicans to hold our country hostage to partisan ideology while more people in the USA are unemployed, lack health insurance and are on food assistance than ever.
Congress be damned, my homemade pizza is still made from bread dough!