An earthquake centered in Virginia, today damaged the National Cathedral. Surely this must be a sign. After all it did strike a cathedral. Somebody's god is angry. We can't be certain what he or she is angry about, but it must be serious. Perhaps god did not like the cathedral or wants a bigger fancier one like the Pope's.
Perhaps this finger of god is pointed at Congress for their incompetence or because they didn't Tax the Wealthy. Perhaps the angry god is a TeaPartier and is upset that Congress did not go far enough to pay the bills. Perhaps this god is merely disappointed in Obama.
Or perhaps, as with most natural and man-made disasters the earthquake was a warning to this country about those awful homosexuals.
Yeah, I'm sure it's our fault.