.......or Hedonist with Inhibitions
Oh those poor birds. Once they land in the muck they are never able to fly up out of it and they're doomed. They don't know to avoid it and there's nothing we can do to stop them. This is a horrible slow-motion catastrophe.
Tragic. Words fail me.
Not only that, but if they do get cleaned up, survive, and are released back into the wild, their natural instinct is to return to their home (where all the oil is!). What a sad, damned mess!